More Luigi, Less Problems – Revolutionary - 32oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle - Red

Stay Hydrated. Stay Woke. Stay Revolutionary. (Red Version)

History proves one thing: revolutions aren’t won by the dehydrated or uninspired. It’s time to raise a glass (or better yet, a 32oz stainless steel water bottle) to Luigi Mangione*, resistance organizers, and everyone refusing to let Elon and Trump set the world on fire. 

Perfect for:

🔥 Anyone who stays informed, caffeinated, and just a little furious
🔥 History buffs who know the cycle all too well
🔥 The “I told you so” crowd watching democracy circle the drain

This vacuum-insulated, double-walled stainless steel bottle keeps your drinks ice-cold for 24 hours—because change takes time, and you’ll need to stay hydrated. With a leakproof straw and rotating handle, it’s easy to take on the go, whether you’re marching, organizing, or just bracing for whatever fresh absurdity drops next.

*This product is a parody and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any individual, organization, or entity being referenced. It is intended for satirical and humorous purposes only. Parody Shirts is a brand owned and operated by Mr. Lazybones LLC.

✅ 32oz Double-Walled Stainless Steel – Keeps drinks ice-cold longer than oppressive regimes.
✅ Leakproof Foldable Straw – Because spills are for politicians, not water bottles.
✅ Rotating Handle – Portable, just like good ideas (and revolutions).
✅ Glossy Finish – As smooth as a well-planned insurrection.
✅ Anti-Slip Patch – Stays steady when everything else is falling apart.

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

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