Tired of the so-called "Department of Government Efficiency" turning everything into a flaming pile of incompetence? Our "DOGE Shit" hat says what we're all thinking. Perfect for those who can spot a bureaucratic disaster from a mile away and aren't afraid to call it out. Wear it to rallies, casual outings, or just to annoy your least favorite government official.
Stand up, speak out, and wear your critique with pride.
Note: This product is a parody and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any individual, organization, or entity being referenced. It is intended for satirical and humorous purposes only.
✅ 100% chino cotton twill (because at least your hat should be high-quality) ✅ Adjustable strap for when policies change faster than a scandal ✅ Low-profile design – unlike the people running things ✅ Perfect for political junkies, satirists, and anyone fed up with the circus
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
